Zlvox Tools · AI Code Roaster

Roast My
Code.

Paste your code. Get brutally roasted by AI — technically accurate, wildly dramatic, and deeply personal. From a gentle nudge to a full nuclear meltdown, we'll find every bad variable name so you don't have to.

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Damage Report
Bad variable names
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Feelings spared
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Technical accuracy
Gemini 2.5 Flash · No mercy mode active
🔥 Roast My Code
Paste your masterpiece. Receive your verdict.
Gemini 2.5 Flash
Roast Heat
Sharp wit. Real technical receipts.
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The Verdict
Your roast will appear here... if you dare.
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Why Subject Yourself to This
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Brutally Honest AI
Our AI code reviewer uses Gemini to tear apart your logic, naming conventions, and entire existence. No sugar-coating, just 100% pure, unfiltered roasting.
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Learn Through Trauma
They say pain is the best teacher. Let our code roasting tool point out the O(N^3) abomination you wrote so you never dare to write an infinite loop again.
3 Heat Levels
Choose your poison: Mild (gentle sarcasm), Savage (sharp technical receipts), or Nuclear (maximum chaos, zero survivors). Roast my code the way you deserve.
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Any Programming Language
Python, JavaScript, C++, Rust, or that proprietary internal language you use — Gemini understands it all. Upload code to get roasted and watch it cry.
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Export Shareable Cards
Got utterly destroyed? Download your humiliation as a beautiful, high-res PNG trading card to share on Twitter/X or Reddit. Flex your bad code.
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Private & Secure
We don't save your terrible code to a database because we don't want to pollute our servers. Processing is real-time via API. Free, unlimited, no signup.
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How to Roast My Code

To roast my code, just paste your horrifying snippet into the editor, select how much trauma you want to endure (Mild, Savage, or Nuclear), and click Roast It. Our AI will analyze your spaghetti logic and spit out an undeniable critique. It's like a code review from a lead developer who hasn't slept in three days.

Why Do My Variables Suck?

Using `data1`, `tmp_var`, and `x`? Roast my code AI detects terrible naming conventions immediately. Our language models are trained on millions of repositories, meaning they know exactly what clean, readable code looks like — and they know instantly that yours doesn't fit the description.

Is This AI Code Reviewer Real?

Yes. Behind the sarcastic insults, this AI code reviewer actually finds real bugs, infinite loops, memory leaks, and React anti-patterns. It's a genuine debugging and educational tool wrapped in the aggressive persona of an offended senior software engineer.

Common Questions

Both. The AI identifies real issues — bad naming, logic errors, performance problems, security gaps, style violations — and then wraps them in increasingly unhinged commentary. The insults are earned.
Savage is a sharp-tongued senior dev who has run out of patience but still respects the craft. Nuclear is a sentient compiler that has achieved consciousness specifically to judge your code — it references Stack Overflow, resigning professors, and the heat death of the universe.
Any language Gemini can read — which is effectively all of them. Use Auto Detect and it figures it out. Manually selecting a language gives more precise technical feedback for things like Python anti-patterns vs JavaScript footguns.
Everyone who has ever written code thinks their code is fine. That's what makes this fun. Also — it actually finds real issues. Consider it a free, chaotic code review.
No. Your code is sent directly to Gemini for processing and the response is returned to you. We don't store code submissions on our servers.